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Go Carting? Richard is not very good!
NNNOOOOOOOOO! Arsenal lost the title. Please make sure you remember this fact whenever talking to anyone about the season 2002-03. Manchester United did not win the league title, Arsenal lost it! It's very important to remember this fact. It is also important to know that still no team has been top at Christmas and won the title. Oh well, I suppose there is always the FA Cup to compete for and Henry's two awards to cherish.




  Weekly Random
This is really interesting-
If the worlds population was shrunk to 100, the size of a small village, with the same ratios still in place, the viallage population would be:
  • 52 Females
  • 48 Males

  • 21 Europeans
  • 57 Asians
  • 8 Africans
  • 70 non-white
  • 30 white
  • 70 non-Christian
  • 30 Christian
  • 89 heterosexual
  • 11 homosexual

  • 80 live in substandard homes
  • 6 people would have 59% of world's wealth (all from US)
  • 1 would own a computer
  • 1 (only) would have a college education
  • 1 would be near death, and 1 near birth

Fact of the Week
Fact of the Week


There are more dogs in Paris than there are children! Strange hey, but I suppose French girls may count as dogs.

A-Z Word of the week-
"DIPSOMANIA" - an abnormal craving for alcohol, mmmm, beer.

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Poems are funny, but mine are poor!
This week - the last few weeks for me and Amir at school and what will Rich be doing

There once was a cricketer, Phil
His skills did not quite fit the bill
He got in a mood
When asked to cook food
After eating they all felt quite ill

The worst thing on the box
Stars a chef with ginger locks
He's just been kicked off,
For being a toff,
And the rest have all got small-pox.

R. Balsom, esq.

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Music Corner
Everyone should get Kazaa Lite (www.kazaalite.com) then you can all experience the true genius of fraudulent downloading, and also listen to the below...

TUNE OF THE WEEK = Sean Paul - Get Busy & Mr Reds vs. DJ Skribble - Everybody Come On

RELEASE DATE & CHART ENTRY PREDICTION = 12th May - 4 & 7

WHAT HAVE I BEEN LISTENING TO THIS WEEK - Kylie vs. Ludicris - Can't Lick You Out Of My Bed (a cheeky little bootleg)

BEST TUNE AT THE MO = DJ Skribble vs Mr Reds - Everyone come on

TUNE TO AVOID = Girls Aloud - No Good Advice

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO = Fugees - Ready Or Not